TornJeans Comics

Have i told you guys about eurithmy yet? i think i have because its part 2. We have a new teacher this semester. Her names ms. Wiler and shes sort of mood swingy. The comics below…

Here is a quick overview of what happened in my week in L.A.

As i told you guys before, i went to L.A. for the weekend and well now i’m back! And these posts are even more twisted then last year and not to mention more disgusting. I had a great time seeing old friends, walking, working on my russsian accent for my play, eating frozen yogurt.You name it. Well of course theres one thing that is always changing when i go down and thats my granma. I hope you guys heard of her if look in earlier posts. Besides the post below is some things that happened.

Sorry for the late post, but this is the holidays and all, and I’ve been really busy. I am also going to L.A. this weekend to see my grandmother. I’ll probably post next week.

Oh, did I mention I got a Wii? A Wii, can you believe it? I started screaming when I unwrapped the present. Below is a comment about what went wrong with the two families celebrating Solstice and Christmas.

Have you ever seen those stupid commercials for stuff that noone in the world might use? What about the commercials before Christmas? Those are even more stupid then any of the the ones during the year.The comic below shows some of the worst merchandise that you find on commercials or just in general in this economy.

When I was 6 I went to a tree farm that had all these things that amazed me. We went almost every year until i was 6 and then i don’t remember where the hell we went to get a tree. But this year was different see the comic below…

Every kid knows that around december that they have to be good or no presents for them! (jokeing) Every Christmas is different and yeah i know i’m early but this is just a refresher. I absolutely love December! Not because of Christmas but because its nice and everyones all nice and has Christmas spirit! When i was around 6 or 7 all i ever wanted was an American girl doll and well oh you’ll read below..

As all my friends know i don’t have any fathers in my family only moms and well you don’t really know which one is which when i refer to mom. When i was talking about one of my parents one of my friends asked “which one?” and i said the “fat one” and she replied ” but they’re all fat!” so here below is a handy dandy survival mom guide

A few days ago a horse, me and my friend sabrina rode, was put down on thursday. He was an old stubborn horse who we deeply loved and shared. His name was dude and he was 20 years old (which is sorta old for a horse) I got told on friday by a mom whose daughter was riding too. Lily said that he probably is in a better place and he was put out of pain. Which made me feel better. Now below isn’t comic.Its a picture of sabrina and dudes butt a week before he died….I tired to do sound but it was being retarded….

As many of my friends know I’m short for my age…I mean its even harder when everyone in my class is freaken giant! But they don’t realize till I’m next to them! Its not that i was really really short when i was younger i just grew very slowly. Right now i’m 4’9″ and my mom? Shes 4’9″ and 7/8 as she says which means that shes almost 4’10” but not…